My sometimes Biased and Uninformed Opinions on things that Interest Me. And may Interest You?
My sometimes Biased and Uninformed Opinions on things that Interest Me. And may Interest You?
Things I have always wanted to do.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars.See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write'For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS..
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A gay man experiments with language, love and law.
I love this article..
I had to Post it. We have to stand up to
Ignorance. It is the right thing to do.
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Went to a Party Mom! (Very Sad)
I
went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud
of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't
drink and drive,
though some friends said I
should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was
right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of
sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming,
Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the
pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused
this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's
all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and
drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister
not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone
should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and
drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting
shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are
my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you,
Mom!'
So I love you and good-bye.
And remem
You told me not to drink
so I had a sprit
I felt proud
The way you said I would
that I didn'
thoug
I made a healt
And your advic
The party
and the kids drove
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece
I never
somet
Now I'm lying
And I hear the polic
the kid that cause
Mom, his voice
My own blood
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the param
this girl is going
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While
Becau
now I would
So why do peopl
Knowi
And now the pain is cutti
like a hundr
Tell siste
Tell daddy
And when I go to heave
put ' Mommy
Someo
That it's wrong
Maybe
I'd still
My breat
Mom I'm getti
These
and I'm so unpre
I wish that you could
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could
So I love you and good-
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